I’M Sad To Say, My Blogging Day’s are over…

I came home from work today and man was my mom pissed…I’m talking about the Bill O’Reilly Pissed. I mean usually I stroll through the front door and almost like clockwork ask “ Ma where’s the meatloaf???” and her automatic response is, “right here honey”, but not today. Today she turned bright red with rage and begin nagging at me for the next few hours about when was I going to move out, and grow up. I’m 24 years old and still have the capacity of being grounded by my parents. God I hate my life!! Anyway, I was like, “what the Fuck is your problem?” And wouldn’t you know, one of my greatest in life happened, she found out about the blog. I don’t know how she found out, but somehow she stumble upon my Blog and was not amused. In fact she was “Fucking Pissed”, verbatim, and my mom does not say fucking or pissed often, let alone in the same sentence. She was disgusted in the fact that I would denigrate my family name in such a negative light especially for the entire world to see just to get a quick laugh. In particular she was pissed that I resented my Canadian heritage, something she is very proud ta boot…eh. She gave me the ultimatum: either I stop the blog, MY blog, the blog that I have so proudly called my own, the one I sit down to every night in order to reach out to YOU, my loyal followers, and write about the things that go on in my head and my life in hopes to make your day a little better OR…I find somewhere else to live.

So, as depressed 24 year old, I regret to inform you that I have succumbed to the power of my mom and have regrettably decided to end BenBaumgartenIsBetterThanYou.com right here, right now. GOD DAMN YOU MOM! Anyhow, as my eyes start to tear up, this will be my last and final post until I find somewhere else to live….. or if any one of my devoted bloggees can offer couch to crash on.... this will be the last you will hear from me. It was a good ride, but like they say all good things must come to an end, and our end is here my friends. I used the word “our” because it wasn’t just my blog, it was everyone’s blog. I’m just so upset that I have to stop the one thing I’m half way decent at; the one thing that truly brings me joy and excites me to get out of bed in the morning and the one and only thing I can honestly say I’m committed to.

I will leave you with this: if you find something you’re good at, something that really turns you on (no sexual pun intended you perverts) stick with it!! Stick with it as long as you can despite what your mom tells you… unless you fall under the miniscule percentile of 24 year olds in this country that still live at home like myself. God I’m Pussy. Semper Fi. I’m sorry to all of those who became steadfast followers of my blog. If there is anything remember from my blog? Its this: BenBaumgarternIsSTILLBetterThanPiaArrobio.com!!!

You’re fucking out!! I’m fucking in!!