I went Coachella for the weekend and man was it fun. Shooting Laser Beams out of your eyes for 8 hours straight is extremely exuasting. As the day wore on and my feet began weary, I spotted a handicapped person , and I thought to myself damn… I wish I had a wheel chair right now. Not only was he sitting in a roped off section away from the drunk assholes but he also was near the front of the concert, he had the best seats in the house. Since I was tired I made an attempt to sit down in the handicapped section but was not allowed. Then I got to thinking, which is really never a good thing. Why are handicapped people treated better then abled bodied people. This is clear example of reverse discrimonation against abled body people. What makes a person who is handicapped more deserving of the best seats at Coachella then me….Nothing. And it doesn’ just happen there, it happens everywhere. For example, if you have a wheelchair you get to cut all the lines at Disneyland. What the Fuck? Having a wheelchair doesn’t impede your ablitiy to wait in line like everyone else. In fact, it probably more comftable for people with a wheel chair because they get to sit down. It painful trying to sit on the railings, that divide the lines. Imagine standing in line for hours in the sun and watching some guy with a broken leg in a wheel chair passing you line. I don’t know about you but that would really piss me off, and I might even say something. I realized that there is nothing I can do about this injustice that able bodied people face on a daily basis, and most people probably think I am an asshole for even raising this issue. So I have adopted to mentality of “If you can”t beat them you might as well join them”, and have decided to steal a wheel chair from my dads office and use when ever I go out in public. Imagine getting your own giant row as the rosebowl next year when the Trojans when the national championships….. You can”t!!!.... But I will and every other person in wheel chair at the rosebowl will. I bet you people will be a lot nicer to me to. Think about people run into you all the time and never say sorry. But have you not said sorry to someone in a wheel chair? Nope, you always have. It is a fact that people are more considerate to people in wheel chairs. This last post can be summed up with a famous quote from 2 pac, “picture me rollin”……. On a wheel chair.
P.S. God is probably going to punish me for this by maiming my first born……….
