Enough is enough! Mom I love your meatloaf and the lunch money you give me every day, but the Underwear Checks have got to go. I repeat, the Under Checks have to go. What is an underwear check? Every day before I leave for work, my mom stands at the front door and checks to see if I am wearing underwear to work. This is not a lie; my mom checks to see if I have underwear on. If I don’t, she sends me back upstairs to go put on underwear. If I refuse, she threatens, “Fine! No lunch money for you!” or “I’m going to stop paying for your health insurance,” and eventually I cave and march up the stair with my tail between my legs and put on a pair of boxers. What’s worse is that my underwear checks have gone digital. I didn’t spend the night at home last night, and I woke up to an under check via text message this morning. My mom has gone digital. Why do I have to wear underwear to work? Last time I checked, I still wear pants, which covers my bottom half. Pun Intended! In conclusion, I don’t know what’s worse the fact that I still get lunch money or the fact that my mom “bullies” me into wearing underwear. Till next time.
P.S. I’m not wearing underwear today
About Me
- benbaum
- I am better than you... except i can't spell and my grammer is terrible... But i am better than you in everything else
