Friday, March 27, 2009

Damage Control Damage Control

That blog was my worst blog to date but i am not sorry about it. I got a number of calls from followers telling me how gay my last blog was and that they were gonna stop reading because of that. So i would like to take this time to address the concerns expressed by my viewers:

1. In no way was the last blog about me

2. In no way was the last blog about me

3. Yes that blog was little gay. That is, if helping out a dear friend is gay. I deserve a medal of honor for that shit.

4. There will be no more blogs about that kind of shit.

5.Yes I think crossing the US/Mexico border with out proper documentation should be punishable by death.

6. My next blog is gonna be so fucking good i am gonna win a fucking Pulitzer Prize for that shit.