When I’m Rocking My Flannel, Don’t Be Jocking My Flannel

Smiley next time you wear a flannel the same time as me, I am going to fight you. Enough is enough. I am sick and tired of people making comments about us both wearing flannels at the same time. It gets old. There can only be one flannel guy per crew, it’s a law, just look it up in Obama’s 3.2 trillion dollar budget. As you know we have already decided that I am the only one that can wear flannels. Not to mention you don’t even wear real flannels…. You wear cotton button ups with flannel print. What is this amateur hour? What a Bush League, 7th grade, WNBA, Bullshit thing to do…..fake flannels. Give me a break….. So when I am out in Hollywood Hot Spots such as “My House” on Friday and “Teddy’s” on Sundays not Saturdays because I don’t arrive before 12 …. I don’t want to see you in flannel. Plus now that I am I famous blogger I don’t want paparazzi snapping pictures of me and having you wearing the same fucking thing as me. And if I do see you in the flannel, I will warn you only once before I call up my Associate from down South Jordy Yayo. And you know how he gets down. 29Konnect Gang Mutha Fucka. Fuck 30th St!!!!!! That also goes to Mike Condon and Kevin Knutson.