Pia You Fought The War: And Guess? What You Blew it!

I initially started this blog as a blog war versus Pia Arrobio, editor and creator of PiaArrobio.com, and the verdict is in-- the war is over. I’m in; you’re out. My blog is awesome, and your blog sucks. My Blog is R Kelly your Blog is a 14 year old girl. My Blog is Bruce Willis and Your blog is the meteor in Armegeddon. I thought maybe I would inspire you to put content on your blog with some substance, thought, and creativity…… but you didn’t and I am very disappointed. It was never even a war; it was genocide. I destroyed your blog. However, I’m not content with this victory, because it wasn’t earned. Anyone with half a brain could create a blog better than yours. I bet if you gave a computer to a 5 year old with autism, he or she could come up with a blog better than yours. Have people ever asked you to post more………I’m guessing not. What a weird concept? People actually enjoy reading mine. I’m not making this up; there are actually some people who enjoy reading my blog. I even had celebrity endorsements, such a mega superstar, Paris Hilton, who was quoted saying, “BenBaumgartenisbetterthenyou.blogspot.com is ‘hot’ and PiaArobio.com com is not”. I also have the endorsement of cable star, Doug Reinhardt. Both he and Paris have told me that they are going to put my blog on their myspace page for the world to see. I don’t which part is worse: the pics or the crap you write. I guess if you were blogging to bore the world with your life in NYC, you won, but I don’t think that is the case. Pia, I like you as a person and this is not a personal attack. It’s just an attack on your blog about your personal life….does that make it personal? Hahaha. But seriously, while I cruise with the likes of Paris Hilton, you can keep blogging to your worthless hipster friends that wouldn’t know quality or substance if it kicked them in the back of their ass. One more thing: If Pia has ever blogged about you or put a pic of you up on her website, I’m sorry. It’s not like anyone saw and the people that did probably need to take a shower. I won. BooooooYaaaaaaaaa! Furthermore I think you owe me a thank you because your blog will probably triple in hits after this post.