How Dare You Question My Blogs Authenticity!

I’m not going to name names, but a certain person, named Angela Ferrante, confronted me today saying that I don’t write my own posts. I would like to clear this up by saying, “That’s bullshit”. However I do have someone that edits my post, but what great writer doesn’t? You don’t think Pia Arrobio has an editor? Well, obviously not, but I do. It is true that without my editor, all you would read is jumbled paragraphs with misspelled words and fragmented sentences. I’m an idea guy, and I leave the real work to someone much smarter than I. And for that, I am forever grateful. However, back to the point, how do you know I write my blogs? Easy, only I would know that Angela Ferrente ate 22 dollars of McDonalds in one sitting, and when she was finished she couldn’t fit in my car when I was driving a Dodge Durango at the time. True story-- just ask her. Just because I have the grammar skills of 5th grader and reading level of an illegal immigrant at best, that doesn’t mean I don’t have the mind of a great scholar. I have often been compared to the likes of great people such as Bill Gates, the CEO of Enron, and Oprah. Ok maybe not Bill Gates but definitely Oprah. Boston Sucks but I still love ya.